read Acts, dumb lib who has never read the bible before.

Capitalism was invented over a thousand years after Jesus died you dumb fucking lib

If Jesus were alive today, you would call Him an immigrant terrorist commie

Nah he was a pussy who got fucking owned by the Pharisees

Yeah, bought wooden toilet from their small business. Great guy, never met him.

Father, forgive nationalist; for they know not what they do

Jesus kicked over the tables of the money lenders at the temple right? Sounds pretty capitalist the me!

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I absolutely am not.

“And all that believed were together, and had all things common; And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.” - :jesus-cleanse:

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.” - :marx:

Jesus hates you

Oh yes he was, welcome to the church :anarchist-occult:

Remember when Jesus spent an entire day making a whip to beat bankers with

:stalin-smokin:

Sick dude, I’d love to fuck a dude and then get really fucking stoned. In fact I’d probably get stoned before the fucking too

In fact forget the fucking. You got any weed?

Noone’s asking you lay anything, just show us your penis, damn