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Jesus was a capitalist, stop rewriting history.

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Jesus hates you

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Oh yes he was, welcome to the church :anarchist-occult:

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Proud of you son, you’re a chip off the old block.

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Remember when Jesus spent an entire day making a whip to beat bankers with

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“And all that believed were together, and had all things common; And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.” - :jesus-cleanse:

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.” - :marx:

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I absolutely am not.

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You picked the perfect time to bust out this account ty comrade jesus

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I am always here among all of you, but felt compelled to speak to this stray lamb who had wandered in.

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Jesus kicked over the tables of the money lenders at the temple right? Sounds pretty capitalist the me!

:post-hog:

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If Jesus were alive today, you would call Him an immigrant terrorist commie

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Nope, but you would call Him a radical qanon racist anti-vaxxer.

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Jesus would freely post his hog and we would celebrate him

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19 points

If Jesus were alive you’d call the cops cause a brown man show up in front of you.

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Father, forgive nationalist; for they know not what they do

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God forgives, but I rejoice.

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Nah he was a pussy who got fucking owned by the Pharisees

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Fucking demon. You’re gonna regret that statement one day when you suffer.

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Hell yeah I’m a demon 😎😎😎

:anarchist-occult:

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You’ll suffer from the knowledge that you were too cowardly to post your hog

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21 points

You claim to love God, yet you havent said a single prayer to Allah yet. Curious.

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Yeah, bought wooden toilet from their small business. Great guy, never met him.

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31 points

read Acts, dumb lib who has never read the bible before.

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Read Leviticus 20:13

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Leviticus 20:13

first that isn’t Jesus, 2nd there’s plenty of gay capitalists, and they are libs like you

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Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you have kept back by fraud, cry out, and the cries of those who reaped have entered into the ears of the Lord of Armies.

How is your crusade against wage fraud going?

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god says nothing bad about posting your own hog

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“And I sayeth unto you he that shall not post hog shall not enter the kingdom of heaven”

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Read deez nutz 420:69

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26 points

Capitalism was invented over a thousand years after Jesus died you dumb fucking lib

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Capitalism is a mindset.

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You’re right, it is.

:anarchist-occult:

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Yeah it’s my sigma capitalist grindset 😎😎😎

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:michael-laugh:

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Capitalism is an economic system you baby brained lib

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