You’re right, it is racist to alter my skin color to white.

No you idiot Jesus was a human being that was the whole point. He absolutely had a skin color

Oh I see we have a Protestant on our hands.

Jesus was white twink who could bottom like a champ

Is it rewriting history if I continue to write slash fiction about Jesus getting buttfucked by the elephant trunk of Ganesh? Or is that just in bad taste

Jesus being israeli is a pretty funny joke tho