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Ah yes, the two genders: girl and blue
the blues are also girls, they just have better taste.
preedit edit: i mean, everyone knows blueberries taste better than pinkberries
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what about blackberries tho they’re delicious if you ask me. also english folklore says when Satan fell out of heaven, he landed in a blackberry bush. German folklore says it was a hazelnut shrub, but w/e
So given this is a gender reveal event I assume lives will be taken. But is the life taken before hand to initiate the ritual, or are they an enticement for the demons after they’ve shown up and they can just go hog wild?
I mean, if it’s just the one life at the beginning it would hardly make the news at this point…
Edit: Oh yeah, congrats on your little bundle of blessings comrade!
Awesome, I’ll bring a couple pink and blue thermonuclear warheads, and we can set off one or the other once we find out what it is!
Edit: I also have paper plates if you need
What if your baby is intersex or non-binary?
Hell yeah brother, so long as there’s gonna be tannerite
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