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Ah yes, the two genders: girl and blue

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the blues are also girls, they just have better taste.

preedit edit: i mean, everyone knows blueberries taste better than pinkberries

:vegan-seitan:

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what about blackberries tho they’re delicious if you ask me. also english folklore says when Satan fell out of heaven, he landed in a blackberry bush. German folklore says it was a hazelnut shrub, but w/e

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i thought we all agreed to eat the richberries?

:knifecat::porky-scared:

:im-vegan:

preedit edit: hazelnuts do be delicious tho

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10 points

I think you forgot to invite somebody :anarchist-occult:

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Just don’t say that OP’s kid is going to prick their finger on a spindle and die, OK?

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Awesome, I’ll bring a couple pink and blue thermonuclear warheads, and we can set off one or the other once we find out what it is!

Edit: I also have paper plates if you need

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9 points

I hope it’s beautiful healthy blue

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6 points

Congratulations, it’s a Democrat!

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What if your baby is intersex or non-binary?

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