That would be cool. Someone should start spamming him with quotes from Einstein’s Why Socialism.

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god i wish

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That would only be true if his side piece was a millennial and he really wanted to impress her. Also he’d write it as “I f*cking love scientific socialism” and he’d say it as “I f-word love scientific socialism”. He has his brand to protect.

Good bit

That Clickhole article “Awesome: When a little girl told Neil DeGrasse Tyson she wanted to live on Jupiter, he completely shut her down” but instead of living on Jupiter it’s having a social democracy