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I have a MAGA hat, I wear flag shorts, I listen to country music, how can I be a liberal???

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if vaccine is so safe why can’t I make it my self, but for ivermectin there is a guide online to make it your self.

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This post is so fucking funny

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Depends on which vaccine. Oxford was going to release the patent on their vaccine so anyone could make it, but Bill Gates, a major donor, asked them not to, so they sold it to AstraZenica.

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18 points

Gates is not going to heaven.

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:sicko-yes:

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If a solar panel is so safe why can’t I make it myself?

If mustard gas is so dangerous why can I easily make it with household cleaning products?

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there is a guide online to make it your self.

Take horse, stroke its diq, open mouth

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If toothpaste is so safe why can’t I make it myself, but for cyanide there is a guide online to make it yourself

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54 points

I made a COVID vaccine by dipping a purple crystal in lavender oil.

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If a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

I’m with you OP

shame he was banned for unveiling the commie double standard. smdh

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Welcome back! You didn’t get to answer my question before your last ban, so I’ll ask it again: how do you feel about outdoor cats?

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I like cats, but I am different from the last guy because I don’t hate commies. I am just waiting for republicans and other far right people to understand we can use communism to fit our views pretty easily.

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Ah, a student of Comrade Carlson. Good crypto commie if I’ve ever seen one. The right should listen to him more

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No no, here we don’t argue about communism.

We argue about the morality of having outdoor cats - the murderbeasts they are - vs keeping your cats indoors.

Which camp do you fall in? Which side are you on?

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But how do you feel about outdoor cats, specifically? The outdoor part is key

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You can, buy some enzymes, lipids and go off.

Fucking Christ making medicine is actually hard, you have to purify anything you inject

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“If sky scrapers are so safe why can’t I make it myself, but for constructing an unpermitted underground bunker without enough airflow that will surely kill me during the construction process there is a guide online to make it yourself.”

The world is a little more complicated than any single individual can construct on their own. This is cutting edge stuff, but it turns out society depends upon specialization and social coordination for production.

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but for constructing an unpermitted underground bunker without enough airflow that will surely kill me during the construction process

Feels.

Although you can definitely build stuff that’s much safer, has better airflow and no combustion or inhalation hazards, and still has decent storage and concealment and shielding and defensibility, just by building a Wofati or an Earthship.

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It is amazing how common people kill themselves trying to build underground bunkers. Real fancy Graves is all they really are.

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94 points

Can confirm it works in person too. Friend of my mom’s is a huge chud. Whenever I’m forced to be around him and he brings up politics I roll my eyes at whatever he says and call him a lib and the anger is honestly :chefs-kiss:

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The watermarked meme we put out on r/ivermectin on :reddit-logo: is doing wonders lol

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22 points

Link?

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The real thanks goes to @Brak

:07: to them

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You can just call me the pain piggy wrangler!

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64 points

Why didn’t we think of this sooner? Fucking brilliant :rat-salute:

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