I would declare independence from NATO/Five Eyes, ally with China, remove US military bases from my country and then immediately change the date of Australia Day to 9/11 as a joke
I would then start de-desertification and other environmental projects, and start improving infrastructure too.
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Jerk off in the drawer of the Resolute Desk
I would ban Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Reddit, and also all 1984 references.
Assemble a Red Guard, use them to purge the CIA ASAP before I get Kennedy’d. I also invite several Breadtubers at random into the guard just to see what kind of drama kicks off.
idea: also I give every breadtuber a $3mil house as a test.
Just give them 3 million cash each, anyone that doesn’t start a co-op or a land trust gets purged.
Nationalize Walmart and Amazon and work to build a super efficient planned economy, repurpose our predatory foreign economic policy and help to uplift and undo the damage we have done to the global south.
