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2 Thessalonians 3:10:

For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

God says unemployed people shouldn’t get food. Checkmate commies

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I’m pretty sure God is stating that bourgeois failsons don’t get to eat, actually.

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I’m not actually a religious person, but it sure would be nice if God was real and told this dumbass that he was going to burn for eternity for being a rich piece of shit.

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And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. –Matthew 6:5

Prosperity gospel and evangelicals are The Worst.

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jesus is the one who’s cancelled. resurrect that fish and put it back in the water where it fucking belongs right now

:hail-seitan:

(good bit aside from the fish murder)

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#cancelled epic stgke

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