Owls are much better it’s just a fact.

You don’t see us hanging out with Nazi nerds

Eagles try way too hard to be cool. They don’t embrace the ugly charm of other birds. You’d never see this guy doing a stupid dance or flopping around singing out of tune. He thinks he’s too good for that. What a boring piece of shit.

It’s a cool bird it’s just a shame it got linked up with fascists.

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Lmao, go off. Get their ass Dirt Owl

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They are silly guys once you hear them talk and see them gather like vultures

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No they stinky

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I knew I shouldn’t have chosen the sympathetic looking photo

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The Bald Eagle: so revered by the USA that we almost killed them all with DDT.

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at least you didn’t send a Johnny Cash on amphetamine after them like you did with the californian condor

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