Why would I poop on my own time?

adding to @Dirt_Owl’s two (literal) shit posts this morning

There’s no bidet at work tho :cri:

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I would feel bad if I did this because it’s not like I’m hurting the company or anything, all I would be doing is making my fellow workers pick up my slack while I doo doo… But if u work some bullshit job or are responsible for your own work then yeah pooping on company time is cool and good.

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:maduro-salute: fake or take a shit as much as possible at work everyday

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Don’t hold it in, just pretend to poop on company time anyway.

If they check you on it, bring fake poop to work

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lol i’ve laughed way too hard at this

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Excellent suggestion :rosa-salute:

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