Why would I poop on my own time?
adding to @Dirt_Owl’s two (literal) shit posts this morning
There’s no bidet at work tho :cri:
I would feel bad if I did this because it’s not like I’m hurting the company or anything, all I would be doing is making my fellow workers pick up my slack while I doo doo… But if u work some bullshit job or are responsible for your own work then yeah pooping on company time is cool and good.
:maduro-salute: fake or take a shit as much as possible at work everyday
Don’t hold it in, just pretend to poop on company time anyway.
If they check you on it, bring fake poop to work