The summary of some texts between me and a family member
"OMG Are you watching the Platinum Jubilee it had Paddington Bear!!!11!! :so-true: "
“Nah, not a fan of Royalty”
“OMG WHY DO YOU HATE FUN SO MUCH?! IT’S A NICE CELEBRATION!”
Am I being the dick here for finding the whole Jubilee thing kind of gross to celebrate an empire built on slavery and conquest?
Literally none of the teachers in my school are pro jubilee, except the management. We’re all being roped into shit, and just doing the bare minimum. The kids 100% couldn’t give a fuck. From where I’m standing, you seem like the norm, not the exception.
Just making sure, you live somewhere under the crown, right? Cause it’s weird enough either way but if you lived in the states that would drive me insane.
cant wait for scotland and sinn fein to cut that country in fuckin half
Am I being the dick here
Considering Lizzy was the queen while the British military was torturing Kenyans in detention camps, I don’t think so
Best (potentially only good?) part of American enculturation is the instilled frothing hatred of monarchy. She’s a racist money-hoarding useless fuck who protects her pedo son and represents centuries of oppression and enslavement and destruction. Can’t wither away fast enough, hope the whole institution is buried with her, “Platinum Jubilee” refers to the big shiny keyring the state is jingling.