Best (potentially only good?) part of American enculturation is the instilled frothing hatred of monarchy. She’s a racist money-hoarding useless fuck who protects her pedo son and represents centuries of oppression and enslavement and destruction. Can’t wither away fast enough, hope the whole institution is buried with her, “Platinum Jubilee” refers to the big shiny keyring the state is jingling.

The only singer under like 50 years old was Celeste lol, it was a bunch of real old has beens. And Alicia Keys for some reason.

I know because my Dad watched it all night long yesterday.

Platty joobs!!!

I know Americans who are obsessed with the Elizabeth II, some my family too, like with you. One family member is somehow loves the queen but also wants irish independence. She’s told me the UK votes on retaining the monarchy every year, which isn’t true. She’s also told me the royal family is the most generous institution on earth, the queen herself shelters homeless people in the palace.

she always seems shocked that I’d want to strip the monarchs of their money and redistribute their land. “But they work so hard!” no they don’t, that’s the point of being royalty