3copsinatrenchcoat [they/them]

fuck you this is too plausible. why do this to us?

i mean, I don’t believe in karl marx. all the writings attributed to him were probably written by a bunch of people who, for whatever reason, could not publish openly at the time. and most of them are pretty fucking good. but the actual man, karl marx, never lived. he is an utter fabrication. all evidence to the contrary-letters, photos, newspaper columns, people he supposedly fucked; that’s all fake.

i’ll believe this when I see it, but I’m so fucking here for it.

exactly-i don’t have friends, so karl marx isn’t real. never was. i really wish we could know who wrote all that stuff; they probably wrote other stuff too that was pretty insightful.

well this isn’t foreboding.

just the ones the cia likes to work with instead of against. and also cuba now i guess. :(

i think she’s delusional and power mad she would put us all through that again for even worse odds.

still a surface burn; won’t go all the way down to its foundations.

also lol about this being such a mundane consideration.

look, if you’re not a pedophile, your sexuality is sick and wrong and perverted. how do you not understand american culture?

at least they pay lip service to trying. unlike the monsters in y’all qaeda.