Of all the things I expected to see today, Joe Rogan converting to Esoteric Nazism was not one of them.

Yeah, but we’re still waiting for a tow truck so the car isn’t just left here.

I wonder why Mali’s official language is French when less than 10,000 inhabitants speak it as a first language. Truly a mystery.

I have the charger for a DS Lite, but I only have my DSi and my 3DS. Life is suffering.

“Imagine if you’d been a woman on your own, how scary that would have been.” yeah imagine that haha sick yeah

Thanks mum, you piece of shit - i preferred sitting alone in my car to this.

I just want to not be here

Feeling like writing a pop punk album with how much my hometown sucks

Thinking is cringe, wish I could just not

My goal in life is to be the sort of person where someone would see a notification that I’ve sent them a message and their day gets slightly worse.

I like to think I’m almost there.

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