Attaxalotl

Job, at Place

Scheiße, the image didn’t post

The average peasant (so all of us) has 4hp. A lucky d4 roll can instantly kill a peasant in game. An unlucky d4 roll (i.e. going off the table) can instantly kill a peasant (D&D player) irl.

Dim Light is now Darkness and Darkvision doesn’t work

“When you hear the thunder, when the storm comes for you; remember me” –🍊

Do not the Flame Atronach

Mending, open a phone repair business. People would just think I’m really good at my job!

Also: Borrowed Knowledge + Fabricate

But who has the bag of holding bags of holding?

You win D&D when everyone has fun; I’d call this supreme victory