AverageBernieZ00mer [he/him]

Okay, so I managed to not only forget my password but neglect to properly save it on my password manager so unless there’s a way to reset your password without an email by commencing in some sort of secret orgy with the mods, my main account is effectively fucked.

On a better note, I’ve read everybody’s comments and have come to the conclusion that while China isn’t perfect, it’s sure as fuck doing better than America. (obligatory fuck America, should’ve added that in the original post)

Thanks for not treating me like a troll and instead as someone who was genuinely curious. Definitely gonna be frequenting this site more often. Also, Chris Dorner did nothing wrong

OH COME FUCKING ON

The LIBERALS turned me GAY with their THEY/THEM femboys and their MASSIVE COCKS

This is in the context of a man sucking a man’s dick. Obviously sucking girldick isn’t gay

The best thing about this website is being able to say I’m a furry and just deleting my account if people think I’m weird

It’s a a perfectly valid question and now I am questioning if this site really is for deep thinkers :soviet-hmm:

mfw google offers me paid leave, insane bonuses, and 24/7 playground access but no burger king discount

Big Hetero is censoring me

Rich people are at the core of yet another problem? :gasp:

Honestly, looking back at the post I can see how everybody could think it was bait, but in my defense I wrote it within an hour of waking up after I slept on a couch too small for my body