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BlueCollarMagic [none/use name]

BlueCollarMagic@hexbear.net
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I bought Salvia from a friend who traveled to a legal state and all they could find was the 160x shit where a single dried leaf is a heroic dose.

I’ve tried to smoke it 3-4 times but I think its literally impossible. I don’t think they make scales to measure out a dose small enough.

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I never have open eye hallucinations at all on anything. I must have the minimum rolled stat for that.

You either need a shit ton of LSD or Shrooms or you need dmt. Nothing else beyond that will get you more than some colours or wavy walls. The traditional view of open-eyed hallucinations is mostly from people who have never done drugs and misunderstand how they work.

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It’s a tie between two things.

One time was when I was on mushrooms and took a big hit of nitrous. I felt like I had left my body entirely and was in a black void of space. I looked up to see this giant pyramid the size of a building. It had thousands of doors which were constantly opening and closing while it rotated like a rubik’s cube. My first and only thought was “This is a god” and my then atheist ass averted my eyes and bowed down.

The next time it was just shrooms and I got this vivid picture of a traditional alien but with traditional DMT esque colors. I felt the strange urge to move my body and I did a series of weird dance moves. I got the vague sense it was exploring the human form or teaching my the dance. It was pretty cool I guess.

Psychs are kinda like the internet for me. I don’t really get life-changing advice or secrets of the universe but I do meet strange little fellas and have unique interactions.

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Has anyone done a “Dick Fuckem” joke yet?

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Necrons, either robot slaves to space fart gods or sentient robot slaves fighting against their fart gods.

I wish WH:40k had consistent writing ngl. Sometimes you get interesting and nuanced factions and sometimes you get something indistinguishable from the in story propaganda.

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I have a very small and innocent hope that when Reps inevitable ban trans people they’ll just create a large organized resistance group that institutes communism.

:sicko-wistful:

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I can barely find people who even watch chapo anymore on this website but every time I mention cumtown I get someone with a near-religious zealot knowledge of their bits.

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I’m so glad my real life friend Nick Mullen would visit me.

Also the Eric Clapton bit is actually art. At the end of the bit Nick reveals that cumtown is actually based on the giant robot with a man in its ass. It’s a metaphor for Nick being gay, I.E. in an ass, while still being in the metaphorical closet, also the ass but its not gay because he controls him with wires and buttons.

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It took me 4 years to laugh at Stavros’ comedy…

But it took me a lifetime to laugh at Nick Mullen again.

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