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BlueCollarMagic [none/use name]

BlueCollarMagic@hexbear.net
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It’s a tie between two things.

One time was when I was on mushrooms and took a big hit of nitrous. I felt like I had left my body entirely and was in a black void of space. I looked up to see this giant pyramid the size of a building. It had thousands of doors which were constantly opening and closing while it rotated like a rubik’s cube. My first and only thought was “This is a god” and my then atheist ass averted my eyes and bowed down.

The next time it was just shrooms and I got this vivid picture of a traditional alien but with traditional DMT esque colors. I felt the strange urge to move my body and I did a series of weird dance moves. I got the vague sense it was exploring the human form or teaching my the dance. It was pretty cool I guess.

Psychs are kinda like the internet for me. I don’t really get life-changing advice or secrets of the universe but I do meet strange little fellas and have unique interactions.

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Communism is where you refuse to be happy because capitalism made your iphones and thus you have to live in the woods or be a hypocrite.

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Did the “I want to fuck the bunny cop” bit happen here or on the old subreddit? I’m getting too old to distinguish between the various niche internet forums i’ve been on.

:bunny-cop:

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As of this morning I am officially 100 pounds down and not in the obese range of BMI.

If I can do it, so can you comrades.

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In my personal experience most internet people will say they don’t want to talk with literally anyone.

I’ve been told by nerds on here that I shouldn’t talk to people in line at the grocery store because “it’s bothering them.” As if we’d all be better off staring at the wall for 5 minutes waiting to buy eggs instead of a “Hey you see that game last night?” Most people think that they need an articulable reason to talk to someone and because of that they never get the opportunity to. Interacting with people for enjoyment and minor social interaction is all the reason you need.

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They’re okay.

Takis are top tier, flaming cheetos are up there as well. I don’t eat chips anymore because they’re literally poison but I still like them.

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I never have open eye hallucinations at all on anything. I must have the minimum rolled stat for that.

You either need a shit ton of LSD or Shrooms or you need dmt. Nothing else beyond that will get you more than some colours or wavy walls. The traditional view of open-eyed hallucinations is mostly from people who have never done drugs and misunderstand how they work.

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I’m not quite sure what arc my life is going through but it involves eating lots of raw block cheese on crackers.

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Melt gold with the heat from all the GPUs it takes to mine Dogecoin.

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