Deeze [e/em/eir]
More like car bomb die oxide levels roflmao :this-is-fine:
Why are they called takes when you’re leaving them?
When these boomers were in college, it was called “sexual experimentation”. If they don’t know, experimentation helps them work it out. Maybe they think they’re a little gay so they have a fling. Oops less gay than I though. One time thing maybe.
Except now there’s a human intimacy shortage and zoomers aren’t having sex until they’re fucking age 39 or some shit and everybody is isolated and lonely.
they spent their money on guns instead of house paint. Look how underfed the father seems. The mother has holes in her jeans. kids should not be riding their bikes over 100 unsecured firearms and if that boy does not close the door bugs will get inside. The internet disqualifies black parents for far less than this. Where is CPS?
el oh el
reminds me of a bit on my favorite podcast why theory which goes a little something like this: white racists like to caricaturize Mexican immigrants as lazy. The lib daily show retort is “uh so lazy they also steal all our jobs?” (they did a hypocrisy and that is bad). The galaxy brain Hegelian retort is of course they are lazy and of course they are hardworking, because people are and it’s dehumanizing to talk about immigrants as though they are one or the other.
I know from personal experience that I’m a lazy slug who works until their legs fall off.
Obama but he’s lighting a mythical British king’s cigarette
uhhh let me, King Lear.
Obama getting a bagel but the delicatessen just asked him oh youse wants some horseradish or wat?
uh gimme a schmear
cool add it to the list of medical innovations that I can never access.
the correct answer is a mini sink plunger. how can nobody know this?