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When these boomers were in college, it was called “sexual experimentation”. If they don’t know, experimentation helps them work it out. Maybe they think they’re a little gay so they have a fling. Oops less gay than I though. One time thing maybe.

Except now there’s a human intimacy shortage and zoomers aren’t having sex until they’re fucking age 39 or some shit and everybody is isolated and lonely.

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easy. “The hugag is a fearsome critter resembling a large terrestrial mammal, quadruped, with an extensive upper-lip, preventing it from grazing, and joint-less legs preventing it from lying down”

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Why are they called takes when you’re leaving them?

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More like car bomb die oxide levels roflmao :this-is-fine:

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Imagine a high school clique doing this. Writing the number for the suicide hotline on your locker or whatever. It’s pretty obvious they’re being cruel.

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here’s my crow stories or ‘crowies’. My girlfriend was driving and she saw a crow with a stick stuck in its beak the wrong way. She pulled over and the crow came up to her and let her unstick it.

The crows around my house started to become a nuisance. They’d start hooping and hollering at like 7 am so I’d go out and throw sticks at them until they left. It’s true that crows remember faces because when I open the door, they book. But when she does they persist. I warn her they’re smart and they don’t take her seriously. She says she knows they’re smart and she shouldn’t be taken seriously.

One day a flock of crows I didn’t know started a squakfest in the woods. I go out and watch them flush a bobcat out of their territory. Just bouncing around above it being pissy and it ran like shit. They pursued the bobcat to a certain point and then dropped off the second it passed the imaginary border.

summer break in the suburbs me and my friend would walk to the grocery store looking for free samples because they hadn’t invented internet yet. There was a dead crow on the side of the road and we’d poke it with sticks grossing ourselves out. We poked it for several days because we got samples every day. This other friend who was my best friends ‘other’ friend came with us once and he kicked the crow into traffic and I thought it was so disrespectful.

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she called you a sexy daddy. Will neuralink help dudes pick up signals?

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taxes shouldn’t pay for roads, lights, recreation areas.

:is-this: socialism?

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If one examines subcapitalist discourse, one is faced with a choice: either reject cultural nihilism or conclude that sexual identity has significance, but only if truth is interchangeable with consciousness; if that is not the case, the establishment is capable of intentionality. But the subject is contextualised into a modern Marxism that includes consciousness as a reality. The premise of cultural subcapitalist theory implies that sexual identity has significance. "Sexual identity is fundamentally responsible for sexist perceptions of narrativity,” says Baudrillard; however, according to Wilson, it is not so much sexual identity that is fundamentally responsible for sexist perceptions of narrativity, but rather the economy, and hence the fatal flaw, of sexual identity. Dialectic postcapitalist theory states that the significance of the artist is social comment. In a sense, Debord suggests the use of presemioticist patriarchialism to analyse society. D’Erlette states that we have to choose between Debordist image and Lacanist obscurity.

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“Yep, I don’t mean this in a bad way, you can’t just “say” there were 19 kids all shot up dead with no evidence of any violence anywhere…”

“Water boarding, however controversial it may be, is a great way to get answers.”

nope. Not gonna join these goobers on the wrong side of history.

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