Sorry bother, gotta keep the horny stuff to myself.

Im really good at throwing balled up napkins into the trashcan.

After many hours of deliberation and a long tearful phonecall with my mother, I’ve decided to pass on the opportunity.

I’ve played skyrim for hundreds of hours and only this year did i even figure out red line was an option

Maybe hire a hooker. Feed my dog a steak. Write a will. Test drive a hellcat. Hire another hooker.

I’d do it in that order too

Yes but they weren’t “people” so 🤷‍♂️

You’re right. Too many fuds at indoor ranges.

Real Americans build their own gun range in their home.

Oh please! Mr stalker is my father, call me john.

I swear to god I’ll buy sync premium if they give the ability to sort by controversial. This is the stupidest more redditesque thread I’ve run into and i don’t want to miss anymore.

Lemmy is great and all. Love it more then I ever did reddit. But it seems like instances are more politically polarized than your average subreddit. It kinda harshes my mellow.

I do like that people feel more genuine as opposed to just broken records repeating overused talking points.