Golgafrinchan [none/use name]

“The variety of candidates is a positive here, and many of the lesser known can serve as a cudgel to move the more established candidates further to the right. In this scenario, we don’t want to marginalize the more extreme candidates, but make them more ‘Pied Piper’ candidates who actually represent the mainstream of the Republican Party,” read the memo.

"Pied Piper candidates include, but aren’t limited to:

• Ted Cruz
• Donald Trump
• Ben Carson

We need to be elevating the Pied Piper candidates so that they are leaders of the pack and tell the press to [take] them seriously."

The Democrats TELL the corporate media what to do.

But…but… CNN told us it’s illegal for us to look at the Wikileaks ourselves. Only journalists can do that. Then, they’ll report to us what we need to know.

I thought, like, the first day 4000 people walked off the job and everyone was laughing about how Twitter was going to crash and burn without them to run the place. Plus, they were going to be highly in-demand in the rest of Silicon Valley and Musk just starved his company of the best talent.

Later came the layoffs where he fired people he said he’d keep on because they actually contributed to the code base, LOL.

That’s a nice idea but the federal government will utterly crush them. The feds are incredibly well-armed and have all our communications tapped. Such an insurrection would be stopped as soon as it started, with all the governors arrested or drone striked.

The problem is, joining the Party is a lot of extra work. You’ve got study classes, evening meetings, weekend work, and don’t forget to pay your Party dues. When there’s an emergency (like Covid) Party members are going to work 120 hours a week until it’s over (3 years). Also, you have to be smart if you’re even going to understand all the extra classes. What if you’re average intelligence or lower? They’re going to kick you out. :(

Lots of Tibetans have burned themselves alive in recent years and they never get reported.

Biden has been purging the military like a muthafucka. The rightwing nutjobs are mostly out of a job by now. The rest are getting DEI instruction every day. Take heart, the military isn’t what it once was.

Drawing the fascists out and making them strike is exactly the outcome that would be the best. They’d be crushed under the weight of sedition and treason laws and they’d fill the prisons for the next 40 years. Let’s see them work for 25 cents an hour and eat disgusting food left over from Iraq 2003.

American war veterans who are very familiar with the high successful tactics of Iraqi and Afghani insurgents,

Oh come on. These insurgents died like flies. The k/d ration was something like 50:1. Chuds don’t have the stones for that. Not when the Xbox is calling. And how about the football pool? Or that fishing boat they’ve got to get out on the lake?

Jean-Paul Sartre did that to his lover Simone de Beauvoir’s high school students, and nobody batted an eye. She groomed them, he fucked them.

“Free Tibet”

Evidently that new train from Qinghai has enabled large-scale migration from China and they’re having their own version of the Great Replacement conspiracy theory.