Golgafrinchan [none/use name]

It’s Hitler’s birthday

But they’re wrong

agrian far right.

What a weird phrase. It sounds like one of those “rise up!” groups that got exterminated in the Russian Civil War and their villages burned down.

Just go vegan already.

“We have fallen upon evil times. The world has waxed old and wicked. Politics are very corrupt. Children are no longer respectful to their elders. Each man wants to make himself conspicuous and write a book.”

– Naram Sim of the Akkadian Empire, 5,000 years ago.

This just goes to show that stupid doomsayers have been warning about the end of the world for 5,000 years.

Nowadays you have to provide yours and the model’s ID cards, show that she signed a porn consent form, then register to pay tax on any money they pay you.

Whites are pretty common in Asia these days. The movie star days are long gone.

I’m gonna go see it, and I hate (modern) movies.

I really like that they made the ornithopters actual ornithopters. Usually the movies make them into some kind of jet fighter or something lame.

Pink Floyd? Do kids know who Pink Floyd is any more?

Americans used to be surprised by ethnics who could speak English at a native level. This happened within living memory. Bruce Lee used to resent it when he had act foreign on The Green Hornet, because Americans heads would explode if he spoke normally.

God, I hate people pointing to works of fiction to back up and justify their takes.

Someone literally made that up out of whole cloth, you nerd.