Golgafrinchan [none/use name]

Whites are pretty common in Asia these days. The movie star days are long gone.

Wasn’t the whole spat started by NPR whining that it wasn’t state-sponsored media and didn’t deserve that warning tag?

The mad lad!

I saw the Amazon reviews of one of these once. It was supposed to be a “laptop desk” not a “lunch tray” but whatever. The reviews were “hilarious” because they said things like “wrecked my car while using it” and got tons of upvotes and “OMG laughing so hard” replies.

I hate being the same species as these people.

Story time?

Just walk in with a trash bag, load it up with expensive items, and walk straight out the door.

It helps to arrange with a fence beforehand, so you can grab what he requests.

Good. Geidi Prime is the awesomest planet.

It’s not Earth.

I’m gonna go see it, and I hate (modern) movies.

I really like that they made the ornithopters actual ornithopters. Usually the movies make them into some kind of jet fighter or something lame.

Well, a lot of homeless are. And since we don’t have state hospitals any more, we can’t involuntarily commit them. Thanks a lot, ACLU, for suing to shut them down (because you can’t put people away who didn’t commit any crimes). Fucking liberals, I swear.