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IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee
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I just told my wife 20 minutes ago that I was sad because he was dragged through the mud by media years ago and “it’s not like he was in his 70s”. Turns out he was 70. He looked damn good for a 70 year old.

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It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.

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Salt is in batteries. I love eat batteries. Batteries charge my ego tanks. Batteries = vitamins. Salt = vitamins. Vitamins = healthy vegetables. Salt is vegetable. Since you say I’m dumb I eat more batteries and name my next son Rayovac Hertz-Donut Musk.

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Sounds like you haven’t seen an experienced hard wax specialist. You shouldnt ever be getting burned.

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Far better than clams. I hope people don’t starts to realize it and drive the prices up.

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Not trying to be rude, but JWs obstain from voting at all. Political factions and affiliations are, to them, a form of idolatry, and they don’t participate in any government affiliated actions. They are self governing, hence why they have so many cover ups and scandals. They tell their congregants to never call the police for instance.

They’re just a cult. Just a plain ol’ regular cult.

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When I’m not struggling to stay awake tomorrow I’ll put to rest all the anti-wax myths OP just perpetuated, but sugaring is far more risky than waxing. If they they have good enough results sugaring themselves then that is great, but coming from someone in business, sugaring is a growing trend that is hurting people in their most sensitive areas. I’d be open to an AMA on the subject of aesthetics and hair removal as well because the amount of myth surrounding it is super high. There’s a reason people see professionals.

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I grew up in a rural town of mostly farmland. The biggest store was a gas station owned by my grandfather’s half brother.

For college and a few years afterwards I lived in a city. I really liked being able to go do something at any point, but I hated the roommates, neighbors, city noise, ordinances, light pollution, traffic, cost of living, high crime rates, and low job prospects.

I moved back to an adjacent town and while there isn’t much to do, I pay less for my mortgage now than I would have for a studio apartment back in the city. I can see the stars, my neighbors don’t give a shit about me, traffic only exists to slow me down a few minutes a day, I can leave my doors unlocked, and since the pandemic I could change careers at any point.

It’s all about what people want. The grass is always greener, and the green is always green.

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