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I’m vegan, but I understand. Garlic and butter work wonders.

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I kiss my father on his luscious, divine lips daily.

Verily I say onto thee, there is nothing wrong with kissing your dad.

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Gates is not going to heaven.

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Nailed it. That’s essentially what we have in heaven.

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Love other people as much as you love yourself (if not more) and do not hoard wealth.

You can choose whatever faith you want as long as you leave the world a little better than you found it. All paths lead home.

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Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days.

Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.

-James, 5:1-6

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Acts 2:

44 All who believed were together and held everything in common, 45 and they began selling their property and possessions and distributing the proceeds to everyone, according to their need.

Acts 4:

34 For there was no one needy among them, because those who were owners of land or houses were selling them and bringing the proceeds from the sales 35 and placing them at the apostles’ feet. The proceeds were distributed to each, as anyone had need.

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Based.

Turns out lying to your comrades and hoarding wealth is a really bad idea.

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Best part is the apostles being like “dude why the fuck even sell your house if you’re going to pull this shit? You’re not just lying to everyone here, you’re lying to God.” Then the radlib dies. 💀

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The early Christians were persecuted by the Roman Empire because they directly threatened the Roman’s commerce model and also because they started blowing a lot of imperial shit up.

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This is pretty close, but there was more blood involved (not mine, the merchant’s).

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