Jesus [he/him]

Some of the concepts in Gnostic theology are interesting and correctly identify part of what is going on with this problem. A God with infinite powers would need to intervene, would they not? Unless… well, there are multiple theories.

We better understand God by questioning God. Humanity was made to rebel and seek answers.

Elizabeth was a shitty human being and all true believers will honor me by mocking her and the monarchy’s blasphemy.

Verily I say onto thee, “Lizzies in a box, Lizzies in a box.”

I sent Elizabeth straight to hell, by the way.

(Do not pass go, do not colonize purgatory, do not collect $200.)