Nixon [she/her]

could we stop with this local news shit

I’ve had many moments, I’m an accomplished bastard

Democrats these days would call me a commie for doing one little handshake with Chairman Mao.

You can tell it’s bullshit because I’m not in the top ten

hell yeah

disc horse

discourse

wait am I ruining the joke by explaining it

my family is obsessed with genealogy and they love their genocidal settler ancestors

my mom got pissed at me once because I told her that being proud of our ancestors amounted to celebrating mass infanticide

robert redford is so old

She didn’t write the page, the page is mostly authored by a weird ass tech bro, which Wikipedia has several.