OBJECTION!
- If someone claims something happened on the fediverse without providing a link, they’re lying.
- Downvotes mean I’m right.
- It’s always Zenz. Every time.
It’s very funny to me that liberals will say all this shit and never have the receipts. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen them accuse people of liking Pol Pot, that seems to be one of their go-tos.
They’re constantly spewing these conspiracy theories about Russian agents or conservatives in disguise, while adamantly refusing to understand how anyone could not subscribe to “vote blue no matter who” and lesser-evilism. I keep making fun of them but they just keep doing it and I only have so many clever bits in me. Though I was quite proud of my most recent one.
From what I remember leftists were pretty much the only ones defending Biden’s withdrawal from Afghanistan. Take it up with NPR, libs.
Noncredibledefense is from Reddit and has a very particular set of bizarre brainworms that generally boil down to bootlicking NATO. As far as communities federated with .ml, it’s the worst by far. Be glad they banned you, block it and pretend it doesn’t exist, everyone on there is way too deep into whatever it is they’re into to ever listen to reason and there is no value in understanding them.
They’re straight up obsessed with it too. Like the post I was commenting on had nothing to do with it and my comments had nothing to do with it, and then someone brought it up and attacked me with it, and when I defended myself I got banned.
They really, really need the Uyghur genocide narrative to be true because it’s the only way for them to excuse their support for the Palestinian genocide, and because screeching “Genocide denier!” is literally their only defense against us “tankies.” It doesn’t even make sense when they’re all openly genocide supporters regarding a genocide that’s actually real, but it is what it is.
Humor really takes them off-script. If you say, “I’m not a Russian agent,” well, that sounds like what a Russian agent would say. If you try to say, “There are legitimate reasons for an ordinary person to believe what I’m saying,” well, sounds like you’re using that as an excuse to spread more Russian propaganda. It’s a solid conspiracy theory with a response for every angle, but they just don’t know what to make of it when you start doing a bit like that.
That was also the thinking behind my Phoenix Wright theming, that, and that I could get away with being like, “Do you have any evidence to support that claim?” I kinda dropped it because it got old fast but it’s nice to have in my back pocket when they get ridiculous.
Omg guys I just got this idea for a prank it would be so funny I’d like trans my gender and get breast implants and like wax my legs and stuff and I would become like, really slender and petite and I’d go to like a motorcycle rally with all these big burly guys and they’d all start coming on to me because I’d be so attractive and feminine and everybody would think I’m a hot girl but then I’d be like, “Surprise!” in a really deep voice and they’d all get really mad and beat me up and it would be sooo funny right guys?
Guys?
Like, what makes it funny is that I’m not trans (obviously), but like, hypothetically I bet I could pass if I got some surgeries done, don’t you think? By the way, I was thinking about what name I should use for this prank, if I give you my top five do you think you could help me narrow it down?
I’m a staunch pacifist and also 100% behind helping Ukraine.
Co-opting of pacifism is peak liberalism, it’s such a blatant example of liberals trying to paint themselves as “peace-loving” while being imperialists and accepting none of the flak that actual pacifists receive, and even readily engaging in that flak. “Oh, but I only support defensive wars,” motherfucker, it’s called the “department of defense” because every fucking side in every fucking war post-Ghengis Khan always frames themselves as “defending.” If you accept that you can still be a pacifist while saying war is acceptable if you believe it furthers the aim of peace, then you could be a full blown neocon and still call yourself a pacifist.
Actual pacifists may be cranks, but I have some respect for them for having actual principles that they will stand by even if it means incurring a personal cost. Liberals want to steal valor(?) for their own self-aggrandizement while believing in nothing and sacrificing nothing. And that’s not even getting into, “I’m a pacifist, so I just got out of the situation and called the cops.”
I hate this fucking country.