PutinsLeftNipple [she/her]

My roommates friend and his boyfriend are staying at my apartment this weekend which is already annoying. Said roommates friend frequently gets belligerent when he drinks. Just found out they’ll likely be drinking on two of the nights they’re staying here. I swear if this mf keeps me up all night I’ll tell them they can find somewhere else to stay. The only time I get to see my fiance is when he’s in town on the weekend and now we’re gonna be holed up in our room to get away from them. Ugh.

:stalin-heart:

I’m trying :lets-fucking-go:

Never thought about it like this before but damn if this ain’t true asf

@wtypstanaccount04 Update: hair has been washed, bedsheets are in the washing machine. Might even fuck around and sweep the floor

I don’t even have caller id or voicemail bc I’m a cheap fuck and I legit only answer a call if I’m expecting someone to call me. Everyone else can go fuckemselves

Legitimate question, which password manager would you recommend? I’ve been wanting to set one up lately, it’s embarrassing that I don’t use one :cringe:

Edit: nvm, I see your recommendations below

Will do :fidel-salute:

@thelastaxolotl good megathread, rip Albert Goodwin :acab: :kkkanada:

my cat is 10/10 precious child