Redcloak [none/use name]

Winter for Europe, America and India

Spring time for China, Malaysia and Gabagool.

Made with only the freshest Martell chunks!

I’m not sure the sub will grow if Biden wins.

Without the presence of Trump to rile up centrist energies the libs will go back to their brunches and erotic Hamilton fanfictions, blissfully ignoring politics like they did under Obama. And since that sub in particular is such insufferable nerd shit, there’s much less incentive for people to stay around without the excuse of the Cheeto in the White House.

I like how he admits that the only real advice he can give is to just buy and hold broad market index funds, but he still tries to shill his book right after.

Christ these ghouls really do last forever

So it will be extra funny when he poops himself to death the day before the election.

Nobody tell him about Boston or his head might explode.

Gregor Samsa

Read that as Gregor Sansa and can’t stop thinking about the most horrible fusion dance ever.

A sacrifice must be made to the Malarkey God. All hail.

Naw, these issues are way too useful to string along both chuds and liberals alike. Look how effective the spectre of Roe has been this cycle for both riling up Trump’s base and manufacturing consent for Biden. Much more useful to keep fearmongering about it without ever actually taking that step.

A carrot on a stick loses its effectiveness if you actually feed it to the donkey. They’ll keep waving this carrot around right up until the system collapses.

Trump himself and his idiot Evangelical supporters might be oblivious to this game, but the party leadership and the judges themselves almost certainly aren’t.