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Had dream where Spongebob was rebooted as a more adult kinda thing. Sorta like how they did to Icarly.
The one joke I can remember is Spongebob, who had some kind of patchy half-beard, said “He’s not short, his height is just more efficient.” It got a big bang theory laugh until I literally forced myself awake. I usually only do that for monsters.
What is it with brass players and fisting their instruments while playing.
No could design an instrument that doesn’t require shoving your entire fist in a hole?
More like Type-O blood because it sucks lmao.
I’ve reached the stage of being an adult in which I avoid doing responsibilities by doing other less important responsibilities.
Start on that essay due next week? Nah, let’s continue that coding project due in 4 months.
Remembering the time I built a DS1 pyro glove by taping a piece of metal to a glove and throwing burning globs of hand sanitizer at a brick wall.
Man I was a dumb kid.
The concept of dog treats is actually kinda scary and messed up. Imagine you’re a dog which doesn’t really have critical thinking skills. You more or less just make decisions by how strong a feeling in your brain is. You don’t have the ability to delay self-gratification. Then you get something chemically designed to be the most enticing thing in the world to your brain. It more or less hijacks your brain so that it overrides any free will you have.
It’s like if there was a drug for humans that literally could force them to do anything to receive it. You should still give your dogs treats of course but the concept is messed up.
People ask me what capital is.
I just point and say “Dats kapital.”