TeaFilledWall [none/use name]
Fuck it, literally everything but Pluto is a planet now.
The sun? Planet. Halley’s Comet? Planet. Burger wrapper the side of the road? Planet. Pluto? Nope. In fact, Pluto isn’t even a dwarf planet. It’s just nothing. The first object we see outside of the solar system will be named “Better Pluto” and no one will ever speak the name “Pluto” Again. I hate that thing, stupid piece of shit.
Columbo is propaganda because it gives the impressions that cops do anything more than paint the crime on whatever minority was currently in the area where it occurred. That or let it go unsolved until someone confesses. Cops suck at their job and the only reason most murderers are caught is because of confession or just being plain dumb.
People ask me what capital is.
I just point and say “Dats kapital.”
Mods hate me and constantly remove my posts for “hostility” when I rightfully insult anyone who thinks they’d be a better cosplayer for the Disco Elysium guy than me.
I am the spitting image of Harry AND I have his famous “expression” down pat.
Remembering the time I built a DS1 pyro glove by taping a piece of metal to a glove and throwing burning globs of hand sanitizer at a brick wall.
Man I was a dumb kid.
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I’ve reached the stage of being an adult in which I avoid doing responsibilities by doing other less important responsibilities.
Start on that essay due next week? Nah, let’s continue that coding project due in 4 months.
You don’t even need that, just use the new and improved TeaFilledWall formula “B - G”
The “B” is for bad stuff and the “G” is for good stuff. Climate change will be solved when the good stuff overrtakes the bad stuff.
The concept of dog treats is actually kinda scary and messed up. Imagine you’re a dog which doesn’t really have critical thinking skills. You more or less just make decisions by how strong a feeling in your brain is. You don’t have the ability to delay self-gratification. Then you get something chemically designed to be the most enticing thing in the world to your brain. It more or less hijacks your brain so that it overrides any free will you have.
It’s like if there was a drug for humans that literally could force them to do anything to receive it. You should still give your dogs treats of course but the concept is messed up.