TheRealJoeBiden [comrade/them,any]

Biden won’t hold a rally, only 3 people would show up and somehow 4 of them would be reporters

On the first day of my presidency I will remove the cheeto from the white house.

Please clap

Good luck comrade, you got this

Any advice on using the springs? I got to the first jump level and I’m not really sure what to do with them

You sir, are the bravest troop of them all

I’m sorry I missed you. o7

I’ll be challenging the president to a push up contest on the whitehouse lawn for the presidency of Miss America, you have my word

I’ll have you know that I once had a doctor ask me to draw a clock, I told him, “listen here jack, the only clock you’ll be getting from me is when I clock you in the face”. That’s why I can’t get behind medicare for all

Why why why why why why why why

You’re getting nervous man, calm down. It’s ok, just bring your hair a little closer, I want to feel the strands in my nostrils