The only thing I can say no for sure is Biden will not be providing free space

I assume you, and everyone else on this site, is the person their username proports to be

They’re giving people tickets for celebratory honking in Chicago

As president, I will be introducing legislation to create a companion meal to brunch that I’ll be calling linner. We need to ensure our most vulnerable citizens, white suburban women, can get together with their friends for mimosas at least twice a day.

As president elect, I will be out there hugging, kissing, maybe even blowing every single covid ridden republican ghoul there is to promote unity in this nation. So maybe 50/50 chance

Calm down citizen, as your president elect I know how to pass progressive legislation. All we have to do is give Mitch Mcconnell everything he wants, then if we ask nicely he might give us what we want. Not entirely sure what that is, pink drones? Raisin Bran? A companion to brunch that I call Linner?

Don’t give me ideas, I’m imagining Olbermann in a rhino type position, his weird hair substituting as a horn, and Anne Coulter is just riding it, stroking the worn out husk she calls a reproductive organ

Volcel police, I need your help

As your next president, I understand the youth culture and totally know what voring is. By gum, when I was a lifeguard all the little children would vore me in between pulling out my leg hairs

I’d like to reiterate that I have a black friend

Even my wife Jill said she wouldn’t come, and she keeps talking about settling for me