Yabbadabba [he/him]

I just caught the end of a news broadcast (in the UK) and it went something like:

*stern voice* and to recap our main headline: the UK’s coronavirus hospitalization rate is now beyond the government’s worst-case estimates

*cheery voice* and that’s all from me tonight, bye!

It was like something from Children of Men.

At least we’re taking it seriously now and implementing strict, easy-to-understand lockdown measures. I’m in a tier 2.7*-B area, so I’m not allowed to go to the pub with more than two guys called Dave unless there’s a full moon (without a good reason), and I’m strongly advised not to cough in people’s faces.