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Hilary loses to Trump with this exact strategy.

Libs: “Shame there weren’t any lessons to learn here.”

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My dogs ideology is strictly American.

This morning he saluted a cop, and called me a slur when his breakfast was late.

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Forgive me for I am very dumb, but what purpose does the UN serve?

Do they just vote on things and everyone just ignores it? Clearly we’re going to take this very seriously over in the US.

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I don’t know why it surprised me, but I got a pretty lengthy ad on YouTube for some film Candice Owens made and it was batshit.

I guess for some stupid reason I thought Google might know better but then I remembered that’s practically their business model.

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IMO the best Halloween costumes are ones that are completely impractical because then you can just take it off after 5 seconds.

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I don’t understand because I’m dumb, but how would this work in practice?

What happens if Biden snaps his fingers and the workers continue to strike anyway?

If I were in this union I’d just tell Biden to pound sand.

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The kids are good.

Which is why we must destroy them.

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It pains me me having never played any KH games, but through cultural osmosis I know enough to think:

Damn when did John Kerry become norted?

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I used to be this person. Can’t tell my homies I love them without getting roasted, can’t tell girls I love them lest I come off as creepy.

A nice lady says something emotionally honest within 300 miles of me, hang on for dear life.

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I put a bottle cap on my cats head earlier and she couldn’t figure out what had changed but knew she didn’t like it. She just gave me a death stare with a little hat on until she figured it out. It was very funny.

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