ellipsespatrol [none/use name]

Why pay 10 grand to see some asshole who will tell me the same thing a catholic priest will tell me for free?

le gritty heckin chungus 100

It costs literally a billion dollars. You wanna wire me some money so I can go get talked down to by another one of your priests have at it, but until then I will never reccomend some overpriced kumbaya sesh with some cali dickhead who never faced a second of adversity in his life

Literally better than having some rich asshole tell you to staple a smile to your face, at least the music’s better

It doesn’t work. Sorry I aint gonna cowtow to overpaid priests

if all I had was that one chinese place (and chinese food often cost 9 billion dollars and one virgin sacrifice to even afford) then yes, I would assume all chinese food is trash and never eat it again and warn people about it. That’s how people work

“Please recommend a thing that did not work to other people”

brb also gonna recommend people to go to the chinese resturant that gave me food poisoning because hey- maybe it will work for them?

I’m relaying my experience. It didn’t work for me, so if anyone ever asks if they should seek out therapy I’ll always say “fuck no, there’s a thing called weed and The Empire Strikes Back”

Stay jelly of the borough with the best Pizza and the best parks

indeed.

Breadtube is Channel Awesome 2.0 complete with that same lame fuckin theater kid energy, they are best left ignored