A few of the images on Google do look like my bite, so that’s a possibility, thanks.

Oh, maybe it’s worth millions :D

If freezing is not an option, the RSPCA recommends eugenol: https://kb.rspca.org.au/knowledge-base/what-is-the-most-humane-way-to-kill-a-cane-toad/

I’m a foreigner and my knowledge on the matter is as short as my time in the country, but…

Isn’t the fact no.1 a point against? The Parliament is free to ignore those representations. Maybe I’m not making the right parallellisms but looks like every other party in my country of origin slapping a rainbow flag on their slogan to cater to me without offering me anything of substance.