heroin [he/him]

how strong of a magnet do i need to take security tags off of shit. me and my homies took a 100lb magnet from home depot and it didnt work

recommended: “iBinged iCarly”

dont recommend channel

I owe like 20k+ in property damage so for a teen adult Im a failure atm

when Afghanistan eventually collapses and has full out civil war. Ron Desantis, our next president, will rally up the war marchine and send us back in x2

Apparently Hugo Boss designed the SS uniforms

Its pretty easy for me cuz I got a patrick stewart dome, cant imagine the pain other dudes must be feeling with less conventially attractive heads

yeah when i crashed it and he called his mom she didnt even ask if i was okay her first response was “well, hes going to have to pay for it”

my friends mom is threantening to sue me for crashing one of her four wheelers cuz i havent paid them back yet, even though my foot is broken from the accident and i cant work and as if pissing away my money in court fees would make me able to give her money faster…

so im taking out a personal loan fuck that shit

yeah that was 2 months ago, and he told me he’s going to spend the summer being a youth counselor in the wilderness. a true chad and inspiration