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Wait, do people speak Klingon in Sweden? I thought everyone there spoke Human.

You can dump energy into something by blasting photons at it, because photons carry energy. You can’t do the reverse because you’d need to use particles with negative energy. Either that, or you’d need to suck photons out of the food, but it doesn’t work that way; things radiate photons at a specific frequency and intensity (called blackbody radiation) depending on how hot they are, and you can’t make them emit more energy except by getting them hotter.

It pretty much is. It bathes your food in intense radio waves that get absorbed and turned into heat.

Off the top of my head, I remember a lot based on Scumbag Steve, the Socially Awkward Penguin, Skeptical African Kid, Woody Harrelson wiping away tears with money, “So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice” from Caddyshack, “I’m the captain now”, “That’s a bold move, Cotton”, and whatever this is. Mostly it was the same stuff the rest of the internet uses with a few that were pretty obscure outside Google. Oh and way more animated gifs than you see elsewhere.

Nah, they were considered confidential, and for the most part they were inside jokes anyway.

When I worked at Google I would literally check the internal meme site to see if there was an outage. It was at least as reliable as the official channels.

I was not defending that person. You must’ve missed my sarcasm.

I’m not the one getting death threats.

That’s literally my point.

Tankies don’t get death threats from other tankies? I’m shocked!