matthewmercury

I agree with Andrew that he should spend the rest of his life locked in a small room.

“X” will never really be the name as long as the website is still twitter.com.

Y’all don’t use digital ph meters?

Lemme tell you about this asshole Ea-Nasir

“Find someone who makes you laugh and never let them go.”

That’s a very Dwight thing to say though.

I think you’re thinking of Hiro Protagonist.

Smoking isn’t cool, no doubt, but smoking looks super cool. I can’t help it, it’s science.

For what it’s worth, the classification “category 1” carcinogen does not indicate severity or level of risk. Everything that is carcinogenic is in category 1. If something is “maybe carcinogenic, unsure”, it’s category 2. Plutonium is in category 1, but so are alcoholic beverages and birth control pills.

Ceci n’est pas une pipe