regenerativedespair [she/her]
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Brilliant move on their part, you can’t deny
hahaha this is brutal
in all seriousness, let’s hope the vaccine i just got doesn’t have any serious side effects. i’m in the risk category for it soooo :virgil-sad:
Thanks for normalizing use of Jitsi at your workplace. Helps us all out.
You can also just make a semi auto a “full auto” using a rubber band if you really needed to, so having a full auto in the US is just attracting needless federal weapons charges for a gun that could otherwise be totally legal and thousands of dollars cheaper
full auto is for noobs.
I’m sure the abuse and murders will stop if we start putting woke leftists in charge of the police department. Surely we couldn’t get rid of the police department, that would cause chaos. Who else will arrest drug users and stalk sex workers in our post-capitalist, post-racial utopia?
To pass a cannabis drug test as fast as possible:
Glucoronolactone and plenty of water starting today, every day until the third day before your test. Then stop supplementing glucoronolactone. On the third day before your test, start supplementing Creatine monohydrate, a b vitamin complex and lots of water for 2-3 days before a test
Glucoronides are what bond to various compounds (including THC-COOH, the metabolite of THC which is assayed in typical urine testing) to remove them from the body. Chemically speaking, they change the solubility of a fat-soluble mostly-nonpolar molecule like THC-COOH, and turn it into a conjugate of glucoronide which is water-soluble enough to be pissed out of your body. Supplementing with glucoronolactone is helpful to help your body lower its stores of THC-COOH, right up until the third day before your test. You stop taking this three days before your test, to reduce your excretion of remaining THC-COOH at the time of the test.
Water flushes stuff out of your system, but also dilutes the concentration of THC-COOH in your urine. Creatine will metabolize into creatinine, which is measured in your sample to test if you’ve been trying to water-flush your system; you fail if it’s too low. Creatine supplementation also beefs up the specific gravity of your urine too, which is another way they catch people who have been water-flushing their system. B vitamins (which you need anyway for your health) will make your pee appear yellow despite water flushing, it’s an automatic fail if it doesn’t appear yellow enough. The only other metrics on common urine tests that they check, are temperature and pH, which will come out just fine.
If you have the option, take the standar 50 nanogram cutoff test, not the more sensitive/difficult 20 nanogram test. I know you probably won’t have the opportunity to pick, but if you are forced to take the 20 nanogram, try to get out of the appointment and reschedule if you can; it will take your body significantly longer to get to “clean” at the 20 nanogram level, so you’re much more likely to fail.
source: took drug tests for court every week for months, kept smoking a lot of that time, never got caught. Also, am in my spare time developing a test-defeating micellular chemical which in the future, i will sell to people to simply drop in their piss cup and pass even if the urine is hot. so, i’ve done a fair amount of research, both practical as well as reviewing the literature. There’s a lot of inaccuracies in the scientific literature behind drug testing as an industry, which has been used to oversell the efficacy of the tests and make the labs think they are undefeatable. They’re not, not really.
Post script: check out the herb “wild dagga”, it’s a nicotine relative that produces a short-lived cannabis-like high but doesn’t make you pop for a drug test. Useful for cravings, to an extent.