rimsonatoaster [he/him]

God damnit, orange site is so goddamn bad

Stav cackle

Please, as a survivor of the ocean state, I beg you not to take a Rhode island with you, but rather use it as a nuclear testing site.

Oh god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my old roommate was from Portland ME. Now he works for a defense think tank

I would not like this, actually, but I have not yet been truly jokerfied.

Oh sorry guys, just read rule 3. I’ll go be in pain elsewhere if you need me.

I think I could see this being good? I don’t know how procurement works though. I’m just a himbo.

I love old Jalopnik

bouncing on my boy’s ballot to this one (.)(.)========D~~~~~ Vote!~~~~

What an extremely powerful mind.