theboy [he/him]

Boomer Joyce be like:

“I hate my husband.”

So they were like big American dingoes?

Cool.

Depends

If I’m trying to get off my face, mixed spirits is the only answer since beer makes me feel bloated after like 2 or 3.

If I’m just trying to relax outside enjoying the warm sun on my face, a beer or two is great.

Also beer is the only manufacturing plant left in my city anymore and the union there is pretty strong so I feel better about supporting the workers there.

Me to my family on Christmas Day when WLR comes out

I thought that it was cold and miserable in all communist countries when I was like 9.

Jean Raspiel jerking off in the corner

well he killed more royals than most people, so maybe he wasn’t so bad.

Simpsons did it

I dyed my hair platinum blonde at the beginning of quarantine and I think I’ll ride it out till January and then go silver or grey and start dying my hair every year.

Rockstar, astronaut, race car driver who is also a novelist.