puts on sarape

pulled over by ice

“well, officer, you see, im on my way to a secret society meeting where we all larp as john wayne…”

gets deported

still defends concentration camps on border, border patrol was just doing their job

if you told me this was a true story i would be unsurprised :agony-yehaw:

John Wayne society is when you move to new york city from Texas to be a male cowboy prostitute and end up destitute living with a cripple wise guy Italian who’s also your pimp.