Call it Fair Bud
He scores only for his team in the spirit of sportsmanship, but after jake(idk whatever the boy companion’s name is) gets assigned the communist manifesto for history class, fair bud realizes all his games are televised for profit while he and his teammates receive nothing. He then leads a justified, G-rated revolution in which all the TV execs and corrupt coaches get hit in the face with banana cream pies and realize the error of their ways. Both the team and the TV company become collectively owned and fair bud rides into the sunset to spread agitprop and bite chuds in the nards.
