Having suffered a close defeat in 2020, Former President Trump pulls a Grover Cleveland and runs again. The Convention assembles its dream team: the ghost of George Wallace, Nicholas Sandmann’s son, Mecha-Candace Owens, and the entire Intercept team (who complain about cancel culture, which is apparently still being discussed). All goes smoothly until the RNC’s closing day. Trump is giving a typical performance at his acceptance speech until he suddenly keels over, slumping down on the pristine stage floor. House Majority Whip Charlie Kirk runs to his patron’s aid, but a terrible transformation has already transpired. Trump’s body arises to the podium, but the former president is gone; instead, Jeb! emerges. However, neither Convention attendees nor television viewers, Democrats nor Republicans, show any sign of surprise. There is only applause.
But they were also the ones who correctly called out the bullshit attacks on Alex Morse. As problematic as they can be, they are still decent.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Glenn Greenwald and the Intercept are typically good. I was just poking fun at journalists/pundits who “left the left;” Chapo literally did a bit on this.
Who listens to the podcast? It will never be as good as the completely original site chapo.chat.
