my favorite is when im at a light, and it turns green, but theres a red light like 700 ft ahead, so i speed up to 30 mph and no further. I time the light so that its green when I arrive, both saving gas and time. but for some reason, the troglodytes behind me never understand this and simply must pass me so they can comfortably wait at the red light for a minute, only to end up behind me again. very well adjusted people